After denying reports that his number one broad, Holly Madison, was defying "house rules" and enjoying dalliances with Criss Angel on the side ("She is still my girlfriend. Now, will that last? I don't think anything lasts forever. I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn't very much in the cards for me. So there has to be a certain reality there. And I'm sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That's part of the transition... One hopes, that when she starts dating, she'll have better taste."); it's come to light that Hef's two remaining girlfriends, Kendra Wilson (the balshy one) and Bridget Marquardt (the boring one), are also jumping ship. Kendra is allegedly dating Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles, while Bridget (who is still married to some yokel from her hometown) is said to be cosying up to Nick Carpenter - AKA MarisaTomei's ex-boyfriend.
See, Hef, the party has to end sometime. Any regrets about refusing to settle down with a like minded partner to accompany you through your twilight years?