Yep, as CRAZY as it sounds, she's only gone and pissed off The Donald. There are hoards of celebrities fighting for a place on the next series of Celebrity Apprentice. Mills got handed one and proceeded to flitter the opportunity away by insisting she appeared in the final.

An NBC insider said to The Sun: "The network were originally very keen on getting her involved. They thought it would be a clever move, attracting lots of publicity for the show. But her demands were ludicrous and it soon became clear that getting her involved would be a headache. It was the final straw when she said she wouldn't take part unless she was a dead cert for the final - even after it was explained that wasn't how the show worked. She was politely informed that NBC wouldn't be following up their interest in her appearing."

So what's she going to do instead? Why, write a book, of course. And she's not going to let the small matter of a court enforced gagging order stop her from spouting a whimsical work of fiction. A source said: "She will be marketing the book as a work of fiction. But it doesn't take a genius to realise what is really behind this book - the thing which infuriated her the most about the divorce was that she was gagged from ever telling her side of the marriage... She has incorporated all sorts of other characters. The rock star's first wife had passed away and his children can never get over that fact, so they gang up against the model, who they see as money-grabbing and an opportunist... The rock star in the book is said to be a 'deeply flawed character whose mind has been warped by years of being treated like a god'."

My, WHAT a wonderfully active imagination she has. I mean, WHERE did she get her inspiration from?!? Astounding. OOOOH - I wonder how it ends!