In what appears to be the very definition of a 'pressing news' day, here is 21-year-old Hayden Pannettiere with her hair hacked off. Many outlets are saying she went straight from her flowing blonde locks to this ode to Nielsen, I would like to point out, however, that Hayden dabbled with being a redhead for about two months in the interim. Not sure what message that sends to fellow redheads at large, but sure there you have it.
Here she is, with her very tall boyfriend, celebrating the 40th anniversary of Earth Day with "with the cast of Avatar." That's what it says on WENN, anyway. Might be a slight embellishment. Having not seen Avatar (stories of people puking in the aisles due to their eyes breaking down after over 2.5 hours of 3D madness proved to be a bit of a turn off for me and my raging emetophobia, that and the slight lack of narrative or anything resembling an original plot line. Sorry, but those things are important to me), I can't confirm who this creature is, but I'm pretty certain it's not Sam Worthington standing on Sigourney Weaver's shoulders (his girlfriend's not sewed to his side for starters, dead giveaway). Why the stilts anyway? To make one of the few attending celebrities worth their sodium feel more dwarfed than normal?