You may recall that most of 2011 and 2012 was consumed by Pippa Middleton's bottom. Having the most recogniseable caboose in all the land was a strange experience for her too.

As reported by The Mirror, Pippa was recently asked to speak at a Women in Advertising and Communications dinner at Central London’s Savoy Hotel. In front of an audience of 400, she said: "As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and - you may say - its backside.” Speaking of the McQueen gown she wore to the Royal Wedding in April 2011, she said she was "glad it fitted" but "in ­retrospect it fitted a little too well."

Nope. Still don't get it.

At the time, her people thought she could launch Celebrate, a book about party planning on the back of her bottom. It only sold 18,000 copies. It probably would've sold a fair whack more if it had been a book celebrating her hewp. Still, it's never too late; it appears a WENN photographer has been compiling photos for quite some time.

Seriously, there's looooads of them. Not at all creepy.