Oh the irony for Billie JD Porter. You probably had plenty to talk about with Harry Styles on Sunday night, and surely Harry had plenty of questions that you were able to help him with.

The One Directioner and the host of Channel 4's The Joys of Teen Sex were papped leaving The Box nightclub in Soho on Sunday night, with both looking extremely shifty as they made their  way home. Harry was in The Box nightclub once again, playing a DJ set alongside DJ Chelsea Leyland for jeweller Dominic Jones' London Fashion Week after-party (because of course Harry Styles is trying his hand at DJing) and the pair are said to have 'clicked' during the evening. Per The Sun 'Harry's always liked Billie - he's had his eye on her for a while. They've flirted with each other before but on Sunday night things really clicked.'

Now really, is there any way to get over Taylor Swift better than with an expert in the field of nocturnal activity? Congrats Billie, taking one for the team and all in the name of research. You're a pro now. Absolute pro.

In the meantime, Harry and the rest of the boys have all hired personal assistants because their lives are so manic ahead of their world tour, and they all personally interviewed and chose female personal assistants. Just another person to add to their fleet of managers, publicists, financial advisers, stylists, around-the-clock security and drivers and asset managers. Life must be so hard with all that help. Wouldn't it be amazing if the five new assistants were actually an undercover girlband? Because if they haven' thought about it they totally should.