Lucky Jay Leno, he's essentially the filling in a celebrity birthday sandwich comprising of Jessica Alba and Penelope Cruz. And before you all start going "why does Jay get to be the filling, why can't Jessica be the filling?" As you can see below, Jay is definitely the maaaaaaayhte.

The trio all celebrate their birthdays today; Alba turns 33,

Leno gets to bust a few moves to The Beatles' When I'm Sixty-Four...

While Penelope Cruz becomes the big 4-0.

We set up a ballot box here in the office to see who was worthy of getting a gallery all to themselves, and you'll never guess who won. A LANDSLIDE it was...