And before you start assuming he's from LA - WRONG. He's from Manchester. Not sure why I find that the most surprising thing about this post, but there you have it. 

23-year-old Jordan James Parke, from Manchester, has spent in the region of €120k to look like this - apologies - to look like Kim Kardashian.

Speaking to The Sun, he said: "My look is all about the shock factor... I love all the attention and stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate - it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done." WHAT IN THE NAME OF JAYSIS IS THERE LEFT TO DO?!

As for comments like the latter, Jordan has this to say: "I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake. Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back." Insert obvious comment re requesting a refund regardless. 

According to Us Magazine, he's had "extreme lip fillers, laser hair removal, and drastic eyebrow tattoos, along with ample amounts of Botox to emulate the fashion designer's striking features." By "fashion designer" they mean Kim. 

Kim has yet to doff her cap to Jordan's homage. Can't imagine why she's remaining tight lipped on this occasion.