... What is a boy to do? Well, he doesn't seem to be too perturbed at the notion of welcoming child number five into the world. In fact, the 55-year-old seems utterly consumed to the point of elation. Smelling the top of a girls head will do that to you. That's why we're smaller than men, by all accounts...

On to the real story at hand; I made passing reference in a Rumours piece that Kelsey had been seen wrapped around a "mystery blonde" girl while taking a stroll near his New York apartment. Other news outlets thought the actor moved on pretty fast since his wife, Camille Donatacci, only filed for divorce about five weeks ago. Now we've found out that the new bird - who, in case you're wondering, is a 29-year-old air hostess from Bristol who goes by the name Kayte Walsh - is pregnant. How do we know this? Well, her dad, Alan, has been blabbing to the Daily Mail: "It’s great news and we are very pleased for them both... I don’t know how long they have been together (funny that) and I have not met him yet, but I'm looking forward to it. We just found out about her pregnancy a couple of days ago... The main thing is for them both to be happy and they are - they have just hit it off together.”

So, how did they meet? "Socially in the Big Apple." And when was that exactly? No? No one's interested in divulging that morsel. Fair enough. In the absence of any answers, might I suggest a typical scenario. Well known actor and his "Playboy model" wife have been living seperate lives for a quite some time. He then announces his newest conquest is with child, might she want to be the one to start divorce proceedings to save face? One carefully constructed walk about in broad daylight later, relationship and pregnancy are confirmed (do note that pregnancies are never confirmed until the three month mark).

It's textbook, much like the Mel and Oksana scenario. Mel's wife filing for divorce came "completely out of the blue" - considering they were seperated for a number of years unbeknownst to the public at large. Let's hope this relationship turns out slightly better for Fraiser and the air hostess. Family get togethers are bound to be a success for starters; sure Kelsey's eldest daughter Spencer (from yet another relationship) is only three years younger than Kite, sorry Kayte - they'll have loads in common.