Listen, we'll tackle (gerrit? It looks like a fishing net... apologies) Kim's ensemble shortly in our Red Carpet special, but first let's address the fact that she actually won something...
Mrs Kardashian West won the award for 'Woman' and Kanye was merely there to support his 'woman'. He even got on down with the train fixing. He didn't even go on a microphone pilfering rant when Pharrell was named Solo Artist of the year...
He didn't have a hint of a hissier when Iggy Pop was crowned Icon, Van Morrison was deemed a Legend, and Douglas Booth was named Most Stylish. He didn't bat an eyelid when the awards for International Man, Inspiration, Entrepreneur, Designer and Humanitarian were announced and none of them were him...
Kanye has grown, people. He's grown.
Comedian - John Bishop
Editor’s Special - Liam Neeson
Chef - Tom Kerridge
Designer - Christopher Bailey
Writer - Michael Lewis
Breakthrough Fashion Designers - Agi and Sam
Hugo Boss Most Stylish Man - Douglas Booth
International Man - Jonah Hill
Philanthropist - Tony Blair
TV Personality - Peter Capaldi
Innovator - Ewan Venters
Inspiration - New Order
Sportsman - Lewis Hamilton
Entrepreneur - Andre Balazs
Special Achievement - Paolo Nutini
Vertu Breakthrough - Jamie Dornan
Solo Artist - Pharrell Williams
Leading Man - Colin Firth
Humanitarian - Ringo Starr
Actor - Benedict Cumberbatch
Legend - Van Morrison
Woman - Kim Kardashian West
Icon - Iggy Pop