The US GQ Men of The Year Awards took place in LA, and as has become customary, it was mainly malnourished females who rolled their bones up the red carpet in their finery. Hang about, there were a few men - Christian Slater, Quentin Tarantino, Harold from Harold and Kumar..., and Dr Doogie Howser MD. And Clint Eastwood, but he had a lady swinging out of him.

Try as I might, I couldn't locate a list of the winners. I could repeat the English GQ Men Of The Year winners from September 9th, but that would be silly. Instead, we'll lave you with a gaggle of giddles from the gallery including Zoe Saldana, Rose McGowan, Sarah Silverman dressed in the customary androgynous regalia, Olivia Wilde's jaw, and Kim Kardashian in one of Blanche Devereaux's cast offs. There's also that lollipop from 90210 who the Go Fug Yourself Girls often refer to as "Drunk Face". I never fully appreciated the term before. I do now. In the unuttered words of Amanda Seyfried...