We are of course flinging all manner of red carpet action at you (Angelina Jolieisn't in black. I repeat, Angelina Jolie isn't in black or a variant of). In the meantime, here's the full list of Golden Globe 2012 Winners.
FILM
DRAMAThe Descendants
ACTOR IN A DRAMA George Clooney (The Descendants)
ACTRESS IN A DRAMA Meryl Streep (The Iron Lady)
MUSICAL OR COMEDYThe Artist
ACTOR IN A MUSICAL OR COMEDY Jean Dujardin (The Artist)
ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL OR COMEDY Michelle Williams (My Week With Marilyn)
SUPPORTING ACTOR Christopher Plummer (Beginners)
SUPPORTING ACTRESS Octavia Spencer (The Help)
DIRECTOR Martin Scorsese (Hugo)
SCREENPLAY Woody Allen (Midnight in Paris)
ORIGINAL SCORE Ludovic Bource (The Artist)
ORIGINAL SONG Masterpiece (WE)
ANIMATED FEATURE FILMThe Adventures of Tintin
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILMA Separation (Iran)
TELEVISION
DRAMA SERIES Homeland
ACTOR IN A DRAMA Kelsey Grammer (Boss)
ACTRESS IN A DRAMA Claire Danes (Homeland)
COMEDY SERIES Modern Family
ACTOR IN A COMEDY Matt LeBlanc (Episodes)
ACTRESS IN A COMEDY Laura Dern (Enlightened)
TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES Downton Abbey
ACTOR IN A TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES Idris Elba (Luther)
ACTRESS IN A TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES Kate Winslet (Mildred Pierce)
SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES Jessica Lange (American Horror Story)
SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones)
CECIL B. DEMILLE AWARD Morgan Freeman