George Michael has been sent down, banged up, thrown in the clinker, tossed in the slammer, whatever way you put it, he's now behind bars for crashing his Range Rover into a shop back in July. Last month he pleaded guilty to possessing marijuana and driving under the influence of drugs and was given a six month driving ban. The BBC reports he will now serve four weeks in prison and the remaining two weeks under supervision of the probation service.

That'll learn ya Michael.

-Alicia Coyle