The publishers at Candy Magazine know how to get themselves noticed anyway. Having Lady GaGa's garden grace the front cover of your winter edition should do it.
Between the unnervingly penciled eyebrows, the equally jaunty moustache, the pet scorpion, and - it has to be said - a refreshingly full full-frontal, we weren't sure where to look. To put it one way, she's gone for a Californian look, as opposed to hailing from Brazil or Hollywood, let's say. And, funnily enough, they're going bananas over that fact Stateside. It's real 'Wowsers, an A-Lister isn't like Action Man down there!" territory. Indeed I do get to talk about celebrities' grooming habits for a living, and I'm one of the lucky ones.
Given we're not in the habit of showing full on lady bits in all their natural glory, we've opted to employ eric's festive head to cover her modesty. You can ask lord Google to bring you the unedited version, if so inclined, in hard or soft copy (I'm sure you could get a copy of Candy delivered. If it's new to you, it enjoys celebrating all things androgynous and describes itself as 'The First Transversal Style Magazine'. G'wan, treat yourselves, it's Christmas).
