In case you have anything planned for the weekend, maybe heading to the Women's All-Ireland Football Final on Sunday, you may want to reschedule it as the world is going to be destroyed on Saturday.

Yes, unfortunately it looks like the long-awaited Nibiru cataclysm will take place on Saturday, September 23rd, 2017 and wipe out every single lifeform on the face of the Earth, including Shelley Long, Ted Danson, and the entire cast of Cheers. Ryan Tubridy is also expected to die horribly, as will Gay Byrne, Pat Kenny, George Hook and everyone reading this. We'll be pretty screwed, too.

That, of course, is all contingent on evangelical Christian publication Unsealed being accurate in its predictions. According to David Meade, a research scientist and Christian numerologist, all life will be wiped out this weekend by a colliding planet called Nibiru which will appear out of nowhere and bump into Earth. So that's everyone gone. All of it. Everything. All gone.

In an interview with the Washington Post, Meade explained that it all has to do with the recent solar eclipse, numerology, and the fact that Jesus' name appears 33 times in the Bible. "It’s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I’m talking astronomy. I’m talking the Bible … and merging the two," said Meade. There's even a helpful video on YouTube that explains* it all.

Of course, NASA has come out and publicly denied that Nibiru exists

Well, folks, that's pretty much it from us. It's been fun doing writing for you over the past few years. Hope you enjoyed reading our stuff, and we'll see you on the next plane of existence.


*doesn't explain anything


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