OK. Stop what you're doing. We have some breaking news: Frankie Cocozza (read: big haired twirp who got thrown off last year's X Factor) has gotten a haircut. Dun dun DUN.
What do yiz think? He certainly looks a lot fresher. Does this mean he's moving on from his hardcore party days? We must wait with baited breath to find out.
Upon hearing this press-stopping news we got to thinking, what will Frankie be without his hair? Hardly a mediocre - scratch that - awful singer with average length hair. Remember Samson from Samson and Delilah? When he lost his hair, his strength went with it. How will a non celebrity famous for his helmet hair and helmet hair ALONE carry on life as a non celebrity without said hair? I worry for Frankie's future.
Then again, he could just keep spooning and sending dirty texts to Jodie Marsh; that'll keep him in the tabloids.
Yesterday we reported that the 33 year old body building glamour model received texts from the spotty faced adolescent inviting himself around for a bit of how's your father. Speaking to Heat Magzine Marsh said: 'He sent me this message saying, 'Can I come round and f**k you? 'So I text him back saying, 'Are you drunk?' Frankie and I do send each other dirty texts. He has spent the night at my house, in my bed. But we just had a cuddle. We spooned.'
Now that's a couple that'd rival the likes of Brangelina any day. Such class.
More on their gross bed time romp here.
