It's officially boxed off... Here's the new line up for X Factor USA, including a vacant looking Demi Lovato and a sliiightly defensive-looking Britney Spears. And here's what Randy Dawg Jackson thinks of it all. Still, at least Simon looked happy enough emerging from the Fox Upfront 2012 after party (not quite Amanda Holden swinging out of her minders after leaving the Dorchester at 4am last Sunday morning 'happy', but happy nonetheless). Although the wine he managed to get into his mouth probably helped.

Also being peddled by Fox this year include some stars from some shows that need no introduction (in short, I can't be hewped mentioning the respective shows; there's still a Man United Wanker of the Season Award gallery to get to), like Zooey Deschanel, her body double, Cat Deeley, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Chris ColferBecki Newton, Kevin Bacon, Natalie Zea, Gordon Ramsay, Martha PlimptonLucy Punch...