A website called MediaTakeOut.com (there's yer plug, lads) are claiming that the booty one and Beyonce are married. They also repeatedly claim that they "have proof" – that being pictures of barely decipherable tattoos on the respective ring fingers of the couple. I dunno, they might just be writing little reminder notes to themselves. The rest of the article is just about Media Take Out being on the cutting edge of celebrity scoops etc. Oh and that the ceremony was a small affair in Paris. Media Take Out was no doubt the first to report of Jay Z's retirement...
