Naaaawww... stoppit, you're meant to be concentrating on the beautiful little miracle in his arms (they don't all look the same... much), not the fact that he's not been to his waxer in a while.

If he took his arms away, little Theodora Rose would probably cling there like Velcro.

Apologies, the aim is not to detract from this lovely snapshot of pure contentment, I'm just creating diversionary tactics for myself 'cause I have to hoosh something that size out of me in five months time.

I know she's only ickle, but newborns are starting to look increasingly MASSIVE. Bricking. It.