Here is your shortlist of Hollywood fodder. May the force be with you: 1. Reese Witherspoon - $15 million-$20 million (no wonder Ryan Phillippe spent most of his time spewing after they split. She's currently dating Jake Gyllenhaal's oversized head); 2. Angelina Jolie - $15 million-$20 million (too much hard work, not to mention married to The Pitt); 3. Cameron Diaz - $15+ million (single but has touched off Criss Angel, and therefore probably has the clap); 4. Nicole Kidman - $10 million-$15 million (married to disgruntled midget musician); 5. Renee Zellweger - $10 million-$15 million (technically single but married to George Clooney in her brain); 6. Sandra Bullock - $10 million-$15 million (married to that scary car dude and has a demeanor I'd like to repeatedly knee); 7. Julia Roberts - $10 million-$15 million (married but likes a bit of strange); 8. Drew Barrymore - $10 million-$12 million (fair game if you're into Popeye mouths. Fabrizio is out of the picture and she was last seen milling into Justin Long); 9. Jodie Foster - $10 million-$12 million (closet lesbian); 10. Halle Berry - $10 million (pregnant and a seasoned Cougar). So yeah, Popeye features it is. I know; all the money in the world wouldn't...