I'm sorry, but does this look like someone who needs to "fool" anyone into sending her photos of their 'gentleman's excuse me'?
Apparently Jennifer Lopez is being sued by someone claiming she coerced him into posting her photos of his penis in return for a record detail. Because it's impossible to tell if a man can sing by pictures of his penis alone, she also allegedly requested he send them attached to his demo CDs.
Rodrigo Ruiz is currently looking for $10,000 in damages after he was left "depressed" when Lopez didn't fulfill her side of the supposed bargain.
TMZ have gotten their mitts on the court documents which detail letters Lopez allegedly sent Ruiz, one excerpt of which reads: "I just wanted to let you know that I do remember you and that I am interested in you... I have plans on leaving my husband. But I can't say much right now so that's it for now. Send me pictures of you both with clothes and without clothes.”
The Independent adds: "the records indicate that the post office box Ruiz sent the letters to was not owned by Lopez, but instead a 53-year-old woman in Los Angeles."
We can expect a fair whack of these bizarre JLo stories over the coming weeks as she's currently blazing a promotional trail for the latest series of American Idol.