Well, a "close family member" (and we all know how reliable they are) has confirmed the National Enquirer's report that Jamie Lynn is currently pregnant. Again. Just three months after giving birth to her first. Because she thought you couldn't get pregnant while breastfeeding. Banjos, etc.
Said source blabbed such segments as: "The denials are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do" ... "If Jamie Lynn has this baby, you can be sure they will try to sell the official confirmation of the pregnancy to a magazine, as well as the baby photos" ... "Jamie Lynn's mom is furious about the pregnancy. And she's livid the news leaked out, especially during her (postponed due to first teen pregnancy) book tour. Lynne and Jamie Lynn have been arguing nonstop by phone."
If there's one thing you can rely on, however, is Lynne Spears' determination to barrel on regardless, why only yesterday she was on Fox's The Morning Show With Mike and Juliet, saying: "I always hoped that my children would fulfill their dreams and this was their dream. Certain aspects of their dreams, I would certainly rearrange or change... People think I was this stage mom, that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did. I was actually their cheerleader. I have never been their manager, that’s never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and (got them) out of bed."
I'll bet - "Jamie Lynn?! Get yer older sister outter bed, and pour some cowfee down her neek, otherwise we ain't eatin' t'day. We'll hafta mooch offa yer Uncle Road Kill Willie agin. I don't care if it is 4.30 in the am, either she gits up or you start working too! ... heeey, Jamie Lynn... d'you know whut'd be fuuun?!!"
I must say it is handy how the sisters take turns in birthing babies. Jamie Lynn was on the rise in Nickelodeon while Britney was having her brood, and now Britney's whipping her clothes off for her new video while Jamie Lynn's probably up the spout again. Now THAT'S family planning, right there.