It's not even four days into the new year and, already, we've got Donald Trump's son accusing Ellen DeGeneres of being part of a major government conspiracy to take him down in conjunction with Twitter, the Democrats, the Lizard People and the Reverse Vampires.
Really. It all began when Eric Trump - that's the blonde one who killed a buffalo in Zimbabwe in 2011 - claimed that his Twitter suggestions throwing up Ellen DeGeneres, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton was all part of the Deep State.
Of course, any dumbass with a rudimentary understanding of social media will tell you that Twitter's suggestions are based on accounts you regularly interact with - but, y'know, try telling that to them.
Anyway, as you'd expect, Ellen DeGeneres was forced to respond to the charges - and here's what she had to say.
Take a look.