We could address Jessie J's very becoming bet-on dress, or Nicole Sgecherzinr's lovely back, or Ellie Goulding's ode to Bonnie Tyler with barely there shoes and firey fringed jacket, or Amy Heidemann's quiff, or Mayra Veronica's subtle number, which makes that "dress" Rachel off Friends was "trialing" look like a ballgown, or Charity Rose's pierrot homage, or Leah LaBelle's bunching, or Candice Accola's Holly Hobby bedspread, or Nanna Oland's custard dream, Willa Ford's thighs...

But, really, Melody Thornton made sure it was all about her bared breasticles. I doubt she's even wearing any pants. What is the world coming to.