Ms Sanchez is a soap star in her native Columbia and I want to shake her hand. Why? Because she blew off Cristiano Ronaldo (not in the preferable way) by saying the following regarding a chance meeting in LA: "He was really red, like he had been laying out in the sun too long, and kept putting oil on himself all the time. He was wearing these tiny little swimming pants. The way he was preening himself was hilarious. I had absolutely no idea who he was - and we were all convinced he was gay. He winked at me and tried to chat me up but I don't speak English well. So I just said 'Sorry' and walked away." Best stick to the covert prostitutes, Cristiano, they're used to the excessive sweating *winks*.
