Yes, it's stating the obvious but let's get this over with.
Paper Magazine's Kim Hastreiter has admitted during a recent interview that OBVIOUSLY that Kim Kardashian image that you've seen everywhere is photoshopped.
We're not posting it again. End of.
"Do you really think that you can open a bottle of champagne and get it to spray in a thin line over someone's head and land perfectly in a glass sitting on that same person's bottom?", explained Hastreiter.
The image, taken by legendary photographer Jean-Paul Goude, sees a stream of champagne fly over Kim Cardassian's head and land in a glass positioned on her ample rear.
It's reminiscent of a shot Goude did a few years ago; Goude also shot that infamous Grace Jones album cover with the hairdryer.
The images - entitled Break The Internet - thankfully, however, did not break the Internet.
In a feat that restored our faith in modern society, the Philae Landing took up more web traffic than a reality TV star's faux-arty nudes.