You'd be hard pressed to recognise a good 85% of this year's Celebrity Big Brother line up, so we'll just address the remaining 15%, shall we?

Edele Lynch of Bewitched had SUCH a good time winning Celebrity Apprentice Ireland last year that she just had to go into the Big Brother House. Given her no nonsense attitude, living with the likes of Spencer Pratt's sister and Kelly Brook's badger loving fiancee may be a bit tricky for her. She'll either be out first or will go on to win the whole bleedin' ting.

The other two souls worth a mention include retired Boxing coach Frank Maloney, who recently came out as a transsexual who now goes by the name Kellie, while the show's mandatory big American star this year comes in the form of Gary Busey. In case you've not seen Point Break, and therefore have no idea who Busey is, here's a little round up of what he's been up to.

Unfortunately, while Gary may have kicked the coke habit, but that wasn't before it fried his ears. Yep, he's very hard of hearing. Seemingly Emma Willis had already asked him three questions...

You can watch Celebrity BIg Brother on Channel 5 at 10pm, should you stumble across the channel.

And here endeth the only Celebrity Big Brother post that'll appear on this page. Should Edele win, however, there may be another post.