Dancing With the Stars, i.e. the slightly more spangly American cousin of the weirdly titled Strictly Come Dancing, has revealed its celebrity line up this year. And it's a doozy...
As previously reported, The Hoff has indeed gone from judging America's Got Talent to being judged on DWTS. Where did it all go wrong, David, Where did it all go wrong. Ah, yes, at the mini bar.
Joining him among the male contingency is Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Kurt Warner, Kyle Massey, Rick Fox, and... Michael Bolton.
Maybe there'll be some outstanding talent among the female participants... Brandy, Jennifer Grey, Margaret Cho, Audrina Patridge, Florence Henderson and... Bristol Palin.
Honestly, if pressed, I'd only be interested in watching the Bolton (especially if he cultivates his signature mullet for the series), and Jennifer Grey's scarily unrecognisable face busting out some Dirty Dancing moves.
As for the inclusion of Bristol Palin; how it didn't work out between her and the not-at-all fame mongering Levi Jonston really is complete mystery...
