And the mediocre red carpet (or, in this case, road carpet *hurs*) snaps keep on coming; here be the photos from last night's UK premiere of Due Date.

All I can say is, thank God for the abundance of X Factor rejects. If it weren't for them, Robert Downey Jr.andZach Galifacknows would've just shared the carpet with Todd Philips, Guy Richie (which admittedly isn't too shoddy), The Bowman, Zoe Salmon's eye-searing dress, and Jessica Jane Clement, with her coat on and then off.

As previously mentioned, the remainder of the guest list comprised of an assortment of X Factor failures. All of them, in fact. Let's start at the beginning. We've Nicolo and the other boyband whose name fails me. Yes, how quick we forget. Then there's John, and Belle Amie, while Storm was too busy planning his global domination to attend. What's this? We even have one from last year? Indeed - here's last year's answer to Eoin Quigg, Lloyd Daniels, AKA last year's answer to this year's One Direction.

If you're awaiting a direct quote from Robert saying he felt personally let down by his road carpet fodder, well, I don't have one. I'm just stating the bleedin' obvious, for a change.