It's OK, guys, Abigail Breslin has explained her Blank Space lyrics change on Twitter. She wasn't really talking about Taylor Swift, she was in fact talking about herself... Or at least that's what her publicist told her to say in order to bring attention to a song she published to YouTube on November 28th.
Firstly, exhibit A, the tweets.
Cuz darling I'm a nightmare dressed like an emotionally unstable cat lady.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) December 11, 2014
In light of recent Instagram shots, Ellen interviews and crazy cat lady Coke ads, one would be forgiven for jumping to the obvious. When the internet did, Abigail then posted this tweet two hours ago - you know, lest Lorde went after her.
to clarify: my tweet earlier quoting a taylor swift lyric was me saying I AM AN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE CAT LADY. NOT TAYLOR. JSYK.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) December 12, 2014
Exhibit B, the song, which apparently needs promoting. Has to be said, You Suck makes Blank Space sound like it was forged at the foot of Mozhart - not that the two songs are comparable in any way.
Before you endure the below, prepare to set your eyes to 'roll' for the duration - unless you appreciate such lyrics as "I hate the scar above your eye, It looks like you are on drugs, and you really need to learn to wash your hair. Overall you're not a catch, you're just a dumb ass, bleaching your hair, I hope it all falls out." Adele, it is not.
The ditty is thought to be about Abigail's ex boyfriend Michael Clifford of 5 Seconds of Summer fame. Why do people think it's about Michael? Well, he does appear to enjoy dying his hair, devil-may-care about the consequences...