Two days ago, Kim Kardashian released a range of emojis based on her (bottom), and - such was the interest in her new product - that she believed she'd broken the App Store. Tweeting about her accomplishment, she said: "Apple, I'm so sorry I broke your App Store!!!" Followed by "I can't believe so many people downloaded my KIMOJI app that it affected the entire app store!"

 

Lest anyone think that Apple's sophisticated system could be broken by Kim's bottom in Kristmas Pud form, they've released their system status page. 

According to Buzzfeed: "Kimoji didn’t break the App Store. Apple confirmed to BuzzFeed News that its App Store did not go down yesterday - for any reason. And as you can see from Apple’s system status page, there were no outages reported on Monday."

Seemingly it wasn't the App store that went down, rather Kim's App. 

#humblebrag