Indeed Mr Dyer lovingly stuck his tongue into Mary Berry's ear while collecting an award off her during the recent TV Choice Awards... He was 'off his 'ead, weren't he.
Speaking with The Sun about his behavior, he said: "I wouldn’t advise anyone to accept an award off your head. I just want to send my love to Mary Berry, who I respect and love. I really admire her and want to give her a cuddle. I love everything about her."
'Specially 'er ear 'ole - GEHTINMYSON! Apologies, that was dyerbolical. ARGH! Either way, we doubt the Queen of The Great British Bake Off would mind - especially if his tongue was soaked in rum.
Fair play to the Daily Express for giving us the headline of the day.