39-year-old David Arquette, Cher's son/recent daughter, and George Clooney's ex will all go head-to-head on the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Arquette,

Chaz Bono, 42, and Elisabetta Canalis (far right with the cleavage), 32, will be joined by the likes of Hairspray star Ricki Lake, 42, and Wilson Phillips singer Chynna Phillips, 43, when the new series of the ABC network programme begins on September 19th (presumably TV3 or the likes will get their mitts on it shortly afterwards).

The Hills fodder Kristin Cavallari, 24; TV crime pundit Nancy Grace (think Jeremy Kyle in drag with a southern drawl), 51; Queer Eye star Carson Kressley, 41; and US soccer player Hope Solo, 30; are also due to compete. Rounding out the line-up for season 13 are Los Angeles Lakers ace Ron Artest, 31 (snore); and Kim Kardashian's little brother, 24-year-old Rob Kardashian, while Iraq war veteran turned soap star J.R. Martinez, 28, also appears.

Of appearing on the show, David Arquette said: "I love to dance and I love to entertain, and there's no place better to do that than this show..." No doubt estranged(ish) wife Courtney Cox will feel the same way.