Is it me, or does Tom's torso look like its just eaten a lemon? D'you see what I mean? The squinted little nipple eyes, the flat nose, the bellybutton mouth going "Eeeeeooooooeew!"
What's going on there at all, at all? Do honed six packs suffer from displacement once you reach a certin vintage? Something similar happened to Arnold Schwarzenegger... Do they come adrift and start floating towards places like your knees for extra reinforcement?
Don't get me wrong, he looks great - especially in a suit - but it's just a bit unsettling. So unsettling, in fact, the film crew had to try talk Tom down off a ledge.
