We're all for expressing your affection for your loved one although we'd probably draw the line at seeing tongues before the watershed. So far beyond the line it's hurtling through a paralell universe is this pair who've had actual SEX at a restaurant, in front of kids and parents. Nice.
Apparently, Jeremie Calo and Tiffani Lynn Barganier - both aged 32 - were busy getting down and dirty on top of a restaurant table in Orlando, Florida, completely unfased by the onlooking kids and parents. The Smoking Gun reveal that the manager then tried to intervene; not a duty we imagine he found listed in his job description.
Still unfased, Calo explained to the manager that his girlfriend "[couldn't] get up at this time".
Naturally, the manager threatened to call the police, demanding the man to "compose himself", pay the bill and promptly f*ck of. To this, Calo responded by writing "no" on a cheque before attempting to leave without paying.
So the police were called and Calo was arrested for the money situation. What they got away with however, was their appetiser of rodgering. Rumour has it all of the witnesses decided not to give statements. Probably in shock, the poor things.
"The parents of the young children that observed Calo and Barganier having sex declined to write statements regarding their observations."
Now if this was in Dubai, Calo would probably be walking around with one less penis than he had before entering the restaurant. Some logic in their methods over there, we think.
