It's all about the galleries today. Here's a geansai load of gunas from last night's Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year awards 2009. Glamour will probably upgrade their Women of the Year awards to Glamour Supreme Women of the Year awards next year.
Among the attendees were Dannii Minogue (yep, that's her poking out from behind part of her dress, there), well as Holly Willoughby; Kirsty Gallacher's bumps; Fearne Cotton; Kimberly Walsh; Abigail Clancy (in Moulin Rouge mode); Alesha Dixon; Denise Van Outen in pregnancy appropriate regalia; a Louise Redknapp mannequin; someone called Hofit Golan; Lisa Butcher in need of a feed; Linda 'I'm a serious psychologist' Papadopoulos with and without her coat; Tamzin Outhwaite looking a little Sloaney; Pixie Lott's keeraayyzeee nails; Sheridan Smith's scary eyebrows; and Stacey off EastEnders' equally unnerving red lippy. Is it just me or does she not look like she's been let loose in her mum's make up bag in preparation for a child beauty pagent.
There's no story, really. We just like looking at people in clothes and thought you might too. There's even close up shots of their faces for those interested in looking at make up (I've come over all girlie today. There's something awry). Kimberly's even pulling a pout for you.
For those interested in looking at blokes, there's the X Factor's Brian Friedman, TV's most attractive badger, George Lamb, T4's Rick Edwards, and Vernon Kay's weird hair. He's morphing more into Brucie with each passing day.
OH, the winners!
Ultimate Woman's Woman: Kimberley Walsh
Ultimate TV Presenter: Holly Willoughby
Ultimate Celeb Who Made Us Care: Brooke Kinsella
Ultimate Love-Your-Body Champions: Caryn Franklin and Erin O'Connor
Ultimate Newcomer: Pixie Lott
Ultimate TV Personality: Dannii Minogue
Ultimate Funny Woman: Ruth Jones
Ultimate Man of the Year: Andrew Flintoff
Ultimate TV Actress: Lacey Turner
Ultimate Music Star: Leona Lewis
Ultimate Hottie: Ricky Whittle
Ultimate Film Actress: Megan Fox
Megan Fox? This awards show is clearly a sham... My apologies for wasting your time.