Various other entertainment outlets are saying Tulisa is pretty much bedridden with some strange mouth-related illness (?). A source had reported: “There has been no announcement as to what she is suffering from, but, according to the paper, it is not yet known whether she will be well enough to appear on The X Factor this weekend. The news comes after the drama of last weekend, when Rowland was stuck in LA with a throat infection.”

So this must be the wind up doll X Factor bosses had made in her likeness in case she couldn’t appear on the live shows this weekend (they learned their lesson with Alexandra Burke; she looked like Kelly from behind, but then she had to keep expressing a valid opinion, like pointing out how Frankie ‘Coasting’ Cocozza can’t sing for sh*t). See, here it is malfunctioning.
Of course, most of the guests at last night’s Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women Awards were X Factor spawned/affiliated, with the likes of Cher Lloyd, Alexandra Burke, Caroline Flack, Ollie Murs in a Mr.Hanky suit, Little (Rhyth)mix fodder, Misha B and Janet Devlin's hair, and - of course - Kelly Rowland, who’s now fully recovered from her (alleged) hurty throat that kept her in LA last weekend.

There was a strange flora/Dutch/Woodland sprite theme going on thanks to Myleene Klass and Gemma Cairney. Amelle Berrabah was more avian in apparel, going for a Black Swan inspired look.  Amanda Holden andSophie Ellis-Bexterwere happily representing the womb-laden contingent. By the by, who knew Karren Brady was old enough to have a daughter that looks like this?

By the way, we’d come across with the winners, but they’re not posted anywhere. Which is nice.

Also in attendance: Fearne Cotton's roots, Abbey Clancy's possessed dress complete with lacy eyelashes, Debbie Harry, Holly Valance's fireside rug, Katie Piper, the usual…