T'was only a matter of time before some sculptor went to the bother of fashioning a load of metal into the likeness of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. It's bound to be well popular with their parish elders given it's not at all flouting The Ten Commandments...

In case the pictures don't mumble for themselves, Splash News have some additional details: "US artist Daniel Edwards has unveiled this nude portrait of pop stars Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez. It depicts the teenagers almost entirely nude, with a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star covering up most of the intimate parts. The piece, titled 'Justin and Selena as One' captures them conjoined at the torso and will be unveiled later in Dallas."

Is that title right? It says clearly, under the depiction of the duck rodgering an armadillo (?!) 'Justin & Selena Forever', which isn't at all pressure inducing for a couple of 17-year-olds. Although it is slightly better than 'Justin and Selena as One' considering Selena is the more dominant side of the figure - she's striding in front of Justin; she has two legs whereas he has to share hers; she has a face of pure evil, etc, etc.

In other news: Edwards must've been well miffed that Justin went and got that haircut... first the Madame Tussauds wax figure, now this, sheesh