So the second week of Coachella rocked around and was pretty much hijacked by Katy Perry's PDA with her new fellah, AKA Florence and The Machine guitarist Robert Ackroyd. Indeed she does have a thing for the British boys. With tattoos.
In the absence of that schmooze fest, it would've been business has normal akin to last week - complete with dodgy shorts (Zoe Kravtiz and Emma Roberts' mate's shorts); Emma Roberts looking even more ridiculous (wait, there's more); Dita Von Teese filled the "I wish she wasn't so covered up" boots abandoned by Fergie last week; while this entirely NSFW young lady could've done with even a billowy sleeve from one of Dita's ensemble... and a man's head betwixt her limbs didn't quite fit the bill.
Also marching around the festival site this weekend - Alicia Silverstone's little fellah who was looking for a feed; Alexander Skarsgard, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson who constantly looks like he's jive walking, Joe Jonas, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Melanie Griffith's pants hanging around outside the cocktail tent, Busy Philipps and more....
