The cry for attention from this has to be more painful than getting an actual tattoo. Christopher Maloney, clearly convinced he's in One Direction or something, decided to get a tattoo and, boy oh boy, did he pick a hell of a tattoo to get. Not only did he get a giant rose and a microphone, but he also got the lyrics to Bette Midler's The Rose etched onto his body. It would be more enjoyable to watch pain being inflicted on the X Factor runner-up if it wasn't so tragic.
He told Juice FM: 'The microphone and the date is from my first audition, live in front of the judges, because obviously that changed my life and I needed something to commemorate that.' Yes Chris, because the rest of us are trying to forget you and all of last year's Crap Factor all as fast as possible.
