Of his lucrative career in shouting, the one-time host of the Oscars said: "It's going to stop one day. It's not that you fall. It's just one day there are new people, and, you know, the opportunities aren't what they once were. It happens to everybody, man. I prepare for the worst. I think every show I do, I realise I could get booed off the stage and they could throw tomatoes… Hey - Michael Jackson, man. One day you're Vanilla Ice and the next day you're… Vanilla Ice."
Yeah, Michael took yonks getting those medical procedures to look like Vanilla Ice…*jazz hands*… Chris, clearly you needn't worry about me muscling in on your turf *hangs head*