This time, it's about the choice of names for his and Gwyneth's offspring - those being Apple and Moses: "People make a big fuss over names - names of babies, names of albums, names of bands. There's nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that's what you want to call your baby. It's no stranger than Sarah. A name is just a noise, and if you like it, then f*** what everyone else says." Now that's the biggest pile of wank I've come across in at least two weeks - which is saying a fair bit. True, a name is technically just a noise but if said noise already has a mental image attached to it, then a certain amount of consideration is required - lest your child's identity be compromised. If someone says Chewbacca you think of a large, hirsute alien with enunciation issues. Apple is a fruit, most commonly eaten around lunchtime. Moses is a man featured in the Old Testament who parted the Red Sea. Sarah is a pretty girl's name - end of story. For a couple renowned for despising press intrusion - only acknowledging their existence when they've got a movie/album in the offing or to take a swing at paps outside a yoga class - you'd think they would've gone with Sarah and perhaps Jack. Instead, it's One of Your Five a Day and Ten Commandments Man.
