Here's Lady GaGa en route to piddle in dressing room bin in the Manchester Evening News Arena last night. Although, she shouldn't have too much bother in her chosen ensemble, Madonna never did - assuming they both just yank the gusset to the side. That is the ONLY merit to thigh high cut pants. Here is one of the obvious drawbacks…

Also appearing at Children In Need Rocks Manchester was a despondent Jessie J (partly due to her duet with James Morrison, partly because she forced into a dress onstage, as opposed to a flesh coloured jumpsuit creating the illusion of much crotch); Tulisa, Kelly Rowland's weave, presenters David Tennant and Fearne Cotton, and many others we don't have pictured here because WENN's presumably rather small photographer missed them.