Those two new 3AM birds have finally come across with a bit of actual news as opposed to just regaling rousing notes sent to them by celebrities wishing them well, announcing what they watch on TV and namedropping in general. Why yes, I am bitter. According to 'Clemmie' and 'Danielle'; Cheryl Cole has given Ashley a 5 point plan to keep him in line instead of just dumping his riddled hoop. Love is blind. The plan reportedly goes as follows: 1: Produce at least one romantic gesture every fortnight. 2: Spend more 'quality time' with me - and less time on the computer and his PlayStation. 3: Stay away from your male friends - or anyone likely to lead you astray. 4: Keep in constant contact so i (sic) can keep tracks on where you are. 5: Avoid alcohol and big nights out for the next two months... She sounds like his ma (in which case, a good parent would also advise he wrap up his dinkle whenever he encounters a bit of strange). By all accounts, Ashley appears to have the mental age of a teenager (what with notions of invincibility 'n all), so chances are he'll just rebel against any rules impinged upon him. Anyway, why would you want to be with someone you had to force into spending time with you? Why yes, I do give up on things too easily.
