I know, gis a break, I'm just following suit *ducks repeatedly*.

OK, she's been through a bit of a kerfuffle, what with the X Factor US skitter fest that's done wonders for the show's PR on both sides of the Atlantic, so it's natural that she'd want to distance herself by hacking off the hair (especially when it looked like this) but did she have to go blonde? It just means I'm going to confuse her with Kimberly Walsh again... That and the papers are alluding that she's after going blonde to maker herself more alluring to Ashley and his penchant for the bleached dollies.

Well, if that's the sad case, she's cocked her bidding right up; no man wants their bih'ron the side to remind him of the wife - apart from certain rock stars from these isles, that is...