Channing Tatum, as part of his relentlessly brilliant Magic Mike XXL promo tour, partook in a Reddit Ask Me Anything yesterday, and here are the results. BTW, he handles the sexual harassment like a pro.
There were many, many questions, but here are just some of the answers that may change your Thursday forever.
Question: A_woods724: If I got to meet you can I grab your ass and touch your abs?
ChanningTatumHere: You'd have to ask my wife. I'm fine with you grabbing my ass. But you'd have to ask her and it depends on her mood. And you can touch my ab, I only have one right now. If you're into that kind of thing. I'm all for it. Click here to touch my ab. http://omaze.com/magic
cleopatraeg: do you do full frontal in magic mike xxl? asking for a friend
ChanningTatumHere: haha "for a friend" I do not do full frontal but i can promise you when you're standing in front of a bunch of people in a very small thong it doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. Your "friend" should be happy.
HauschkasFoot: Would you rather fight a Danny Devito sized John Stamos or a John Stamos sized Danny Devito? You're both naked.
ChanningTatumHere: Can i just fight a Danny devito sized Danny Devito because I think I could take him and I would be on top or I could just use him as a spinner as I'm assuming we're going to have sex after we fight if we're naked.
Then things got really weird...
sleepingwithyourmom: If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? Also, what is it like to work with Jonah Hill?
ChanningTatumHere: Hahahahaha what!
Then things got a bit more normal again...
PugsDerpHarderThanU: Jupiter Ascending? What was that?
ChanningTatumHere: Great question. I have the same one to myself.
Ryangoslingfan: Do you ever get lost looking into Matt bomer's eyes?
ChanningTatumHere: absof***klutely. no matter if you're a man, woman, cat, hamster, you will get lost in matt bomer's eyes. I don't know what they are made of outside of dreams and rainbows and amazingness but it truly doesn't matter. And when he sings. It's like god gave with both hands and then grew a third hand and graced him with more. he's crazy talented.
And then someone asked the question on the tips of everyones' fingers...
Question 1: sushisection: Does your penis have a nickname?