And we use the term "new" loosely... It's all just merging into one techicoloured yawn at this point. To be honest, I never thought it was going to happen, but here it is, the "new" house courtesy of Channel Somethingortother.
It's more open plan than usual, there's more lights than usual, and - would you believe it - more mirrors than usual. They've got a dorm covered in a colon hue, and contestants can sear their peepers while brushing their teeth, before letting themselves glisten in the outdoor bird bath. In a keerazy twist - the kitchen overlooks the bathroom. Nice.
Always keen to splash the cash :-/ Channel 5 have invested in a gym and a sauna - as if another ruse for participants to get nude and sweaty were required.
If you happen to have Channel 5 (thankfully, I don't) and you didn't think you could get more depressed this summer, you can tune in to Celebrity Big Brother from August 18th at 9pm. I mean, who wouldn't want to see Kerry Katona, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson and Jordan II off Towie in a lightbox together *raises hand*.
