Of comments concerning her lack of pregnancy bump, Chanelle took her digits to Twitter, AKA The Talentless Celebrity Venting Machine:

"I'm still in my size 8s! (not to mention sans bra...) Come on bump! Grow growwwwwww......... Danielle Lloyd and Dannii Minogue look preg.....but I look like I've eaten pasta!... I am gettin seriously annoyed with people saying I'm not pregnant. Yes, I've suffered from depression but I'm not a raving loon. When my beautiful baby is here I want apologies."

Fiver says she dreamt the whole thing *pounces on 'swear jar'*