Behold the nominations for 2008's Celebrity Mum of The Year: Fern Britton. Kate Garraway (those presenting folk are always so anchored... gerrit?!). Alex Curran (some WAG). Kym Rider. Suzanne Shaw. Myleene Klass (have Danny and the other one had any kids?). Mel B. Geri Halliwell. Emma Bunton. Victoria Beckham (presumably for taking their kids out of school and on a hectic world tour). Jordan (sells stories to glossy magazines detailing how Harvey beats her). Kate Moss (*sniggers*). Heather Mills (*falls off perch guffawing*). Oh, and Coleen Nolan (nearly forgot about her...) So this is the shortlist as nominated by the British public. Clearly the inclusion of the odd fame hungry/habitual substance abuser is to make their ilk across the land feel vindicated regarding their parenting skills. It's a miracle former celebrity mum of the year, Kerry Katona, wasn't nominted... As for who'll win - my money's on Myleene - she's already making money from her sprogling by penning a book about her pregnancy.