Does anyone else resent how late this is on? Not to mention the extra ten minutes? Or am I just getting old(er) and bitter(erer).
OK, so Vinnie spent the best part of the show locked in a phonebox in his shorts (the housemates had to undertake a series of inane tasks - like fingering chickens, bursting mustard filled balloons with their heads, um, FINGERING CHICKENS - which resulted in number that Vinnie then had to key into his phone. He then got a fish and chips, and birthday party no one really wanted); Sov moaned about Stephanie ignoring her; Heidi (who didn't leave bed all day) opened up to Stephanie about her horrific time in prison, only to be interrupted by Jonas who wished to open up about his masturbation addiction when he was a teenager (25 times a day... to quote Heidi, "You must have eaten a lot."). Katia then offered to help him break his record.
Keeping with that pair, they're bound to get it on the next time alcohol is consumed, or the next time Katia lets one rip. Indeed, Jonas is turned on by her ability to fart at will. They've "bonded" over the fact. In a conversation with Sov last night, Sisqo said: "Every man loves a girl who's not inhibited." Farting it is, so. The boyfriend's in for a rollicking weekend. Anyway, the show closed with Jonas slurring, "I want to know everything about you. You are awesome. You're wicked. F*** yeah." He's also reported brought rubbers into the house. Watch her space.
In other news: Jonas has let himself be tattooed by his management. They paid to have their logo branded on the back of his leg... Nicola made a sh*t joke about poo... Jonas used to have tourettes (that could explain the impromptu wank story)... Alex blabbed about wanting to sit with Jordan and Peter Andre at a table to sort out their problems... Stephen Baldwin made Stephanie read aloud to the group from his bible... Sov said she used to be a chav... this resulted in a chorus of "used to be?"... and Stephanie spent the day not being amused by Jonas's conversation about "fecal matter."
I feel her pain.
