Today's Cannes gallery will mostly feature Diane Kruger's arse. You can blame Diane her self for swaddling it in liquid gold courtesy of Calvin Klein. Doesn't it look stunning here. And here? And to honour his magnificent girlfriend, Pacey off Dawson's Creekturned up in his runners. Nice.
Also turning heads at last night's premiere of Sleeping Beautywas one Rachel McAdams, and not just because she unequivocally outing herself and Michael Sheen as a couple by coming over all Tie Fixing Fembot Off EastEnders (AKA 'Vanessa')... Nay, she also confirmed that questionable flares with a crotch zip a yard long are back in Vogue. We couldn't just take Cheryl's word for it, now could we... OK, her Monique Lhuillier bodice (I know, get me with the actual research) is a work of art, but to have it swallowed by the gusset that keeps on giving seems a crime. To put it another way, which looks better in a red carpet scenario - this, or this? In saying that, however, kudos to her for having the balls to wear trousers; even Tilda Swinton didn't succumb.
Day Two at Cannes also saw the Kung Fu Panda's PR Juggernaut roll into town, and with it a spindly Angelina Jolie in Ferragamo. A Calvin Klein soiree requested the presence of Uma Thurman (who also doubled as a jewellery model); Vanessa Hudgens; Lara Stone and yer man; Pam Hogg; Natalia Vodianova; Clemence Posey; Jamie Lynn Sigler; Rosario Dawson; andJessica Chastain. Elsewhere, Emily Browning, Jane Fonda, Alexa Chung's ever present pins (must she always look like a 7-year-old on her way to a tea party?) and Bryce Dallas Howard also put in an appearance.
And, finally, Woody Allen provided the photo op of the festival thus far. And didn't he know it.
